My Brother is Being To Nice and a bunch of spastic free thought...

  Since I can remember my older brother has been a jerk. Which is why he has the nick name Jerk Face. After I came home from the hospital after braking my arm he's been being nice. I'm worried. Is he dying? Maybe we should get him some tests or something. I have to poop...and I'm hungry. But back to what I was saying about my brother. he bought me a slushy. When I asked him how much I owed him he said. "I'm your brother, you owe me nothing bro." and walked away.  Still hungry...and there's this stupid bird outside my window chirping constantly and it's really really really annoying...brb...gonna go poop...tmi...ok I'm back. I don't remember what my point was but my brother's being to nice. So how bout them Yankees? That bird is still chirping SHUT UP!