My Brother is Being To Nice and a bunch of spastic free thought...

  Since I can remember my older brother has been a jerk. Which is why he has the nick name Jerk Face. After I came home from the hospital after braking my arm he's been being nice. I'm worried. Is he dying? Maybe we should get him some tests or something. I have to poop...and I'm hungry. But back to what I was saying about my brother. he bought me a slushy. When I asked him how much I owed him he said. "I'm your brother, you owe me nothing bro." and walked away.  Still hungry...and there's this stupid bird outside my window chirping constantly and it's really really really annoying...brb...gonna go poop...tmi...ok I'm back. I don't remember what my point was but my brother's being to nice. So how bout them Yankees? That bird is still chirping SHUT UP!

Broken Arms Have No Rights As Arms

     I got in a screaming match today about rights. But not about what you would think. It wasn't with my mom or dad. It was with my broken right humerus.  I was enjoying myself, sitting and relaxing in my easy chair, when without warning a sharp pain shot up my upper right arm. I then yelled, "What the hell! That hurt! You're broken! You have no rights as an arm!"
   My father waddled into the room asking what was wrong.  I tried to explain. He walked out. Here are three reasons broken arms have no rights.
1. They cause a great deal of pain sometimes resulting in my uttering and or exclamation of foul language.
2. My life sucks because of them.
3. I now have an irrational fear of skateboards and goats because of it. (I have no idea why goats)

What's The Difference Between Metal and Hardcore?

     So it's no mystery to any of you that I love the heavy music. But something that has gotten on my nerves is the metal fans taking shots at hardcore fans. I love metal and hardcore. So here's my problem all hardcore is is a subgroup or genre of metal. Yeah! metal kids take that stick your metal horns up to it. They all stem from the same thing. All are categories of extreme metal. Yup extreme METAL!
       I've only ever been to one death metal show. And here's my review NEVER AGAIN! While at hardcore shows the band will want the crowd to move and mosh, they always say to make sure no one get's hurt. Death Metal show, not the case. I remember the front man yelling "I want to see blood on the floor!" That's about the time I feared for my life and left.
        But me and my big shirt went off subject. Musically they all come from the same root in my opinion. The tree just branched off in different directions. The metal direction: a bunch a competitive musicians who refuse to be called hardcore. And the hardcore direction: a community of musicians who encourage and help each other out and most importantly...stand for something, whether it be God, human rights, finding a cure for a disease, or all of the above. I think that's the real difference....oh an guitar solos.